My week, explained with simple logic

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Universe of Discourse: {unrestricted}

Dx: x has diarrhea

Fx: x is a fart

Hx: x is diarrhea

Nx: x is funny

Px: x is a normal poop
Rx: x has a research paper due

Sx: x is stressed

m: Me (Ezra SG)

1. Rm ⊃ Sm

2. Sm ⊃ Dm

3. Rm

4. (∀x)(Fx ⊃ Nx)

5. (∀x)(Px ⊃ Nx)

6. (∀x)(Hx ⊃ ~Nx)*

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7. ∴ Dm

And in English:
1. If I have a research paper, then I am stressed.
2. If I am stressed, then I have diarrhea.
3. I have a research paper.
4. All farts are funny.
5. All normal poops are funny.
6. No diarrheas are funny.*
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7. Therefore, I have diarrhea; it's not funny

*Talking about diarrhea - funny. Diarrhea itself - never funny.

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