A fallen screw is
Hard to find, like a needle
In a haystack. There! What luck.
But actually, it took me thirty minutes of searching the same six square feet to find the screw that fell from my glasses. Like when you forget your homework and give the teacher your spiel, but she doesn't believe a word of it, finding a tiny sucker like that screw brings the kind of relief you get when you discover the assignment in another folder. A boo-yah moment.
Amen dude. Sometimes I would intentionally say "I left my homework!" and spend some time looking for it (even though I knew where it was, intentionally wrinkled) so the next time I actually lied about losing my homework it seemed like a realistic possibility.
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