You made it.

Glad you could come. Please take out your number 2 pencils, bubble in your answers completely, and avoid making stray marks on your test paper. Have you been wandering through a desert of banality? Hungry for amusement? Famished for infotainment? Looking to wash it down with a cold glass of recreation? Hope I can help.

A word of caution: this is the internet, and it's got better writers, better thinkers, and better html'ers than I. But if you take a walk with me (holding hands, of course) we can ponder the important questions. And although I can't guarantee we'll get there, let's wander aimlessly along the dangerous road to diversion.

*Title photo courtesy of iDanSimpson